No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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