having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I didn't notice because vodka
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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