so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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