Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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