its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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