Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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