Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
no you cant smoke seaweed
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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