we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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