at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
if only i could text you this smell
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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