if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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