i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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