She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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