Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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