I feel like I'm in dance class right now
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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