i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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