Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
FUCK WHALES
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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