Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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