You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Randomize
