no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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