Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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