Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
