whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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