My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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