yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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