i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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