Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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