All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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