Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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