I wish I could punch you in the face.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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