If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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