People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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