doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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