Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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