you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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