Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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