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You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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