please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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