I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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