I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
