did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Randomize
