How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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