And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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