8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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