In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
