We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
