they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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