id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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