we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just forgot I was standing up.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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