"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My dick has a subreddit
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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