I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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