just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
