so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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