Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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