Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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