I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm like, not good at living.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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