I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Use "feeling words"
Yay
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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