And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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