just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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